'Ok, I'm done asking myself all sort of questions. I have to make a decision. It just have to be yes or no.'
'What are you talking about?'
'Don't pretend you don't know... I'm talking about the subject we're been avoiding for the last... what was it? the last year?'
'Now you've really lost me!'
'Of course I have. I always do! I lost you before actually saying ok, right?'
'What is your problem?'
'No. No way! This is my question to ask. What is your problem?'
'I didn't think we had a problem. But again, who am I to think...'
'Exactly? What is that suppose to mean?'
'That you don't take any responsibilities regarding this thing we have. That you don't play any role in this cheap movie we're in.'
'But nothing's changed. I've been like this since forever...'
'True! But I'm not ok with it any more.'
'Well, that's not my problem, is it?'
'It will be as soon as I'm gonna say what I want to say.'
'So you have something to tell me.'
'Only if you want to listen. I don't wanna make you do anything.'
'But that's you, that's what you do! You always make me do things.'
'Not any more!'
'Because I decided to change.'
'Right. Can I ask what made you take this decision?'
'Right. Are you going to tell me without me asking?'
'Right. It seems to me that we just reached a critical situation here. Have you decided upon the next step, since I still haven't got the slightest idea what's going on?'
'Right. So, wanna watch a movie?'
'We have Star Wars!'
'Yes, we do!'
'But after that, I'm dumping you.'